"Olympics"

"Olympics" - Spider Shamus

Olympics wickety
Ring-a-ring nuggety
Cheer cheer swimmery
Torch and buggedy
Flames and music
Hubba hubba snippety
Gold silver rickety
Bronze go wickety
Drum drum
Wickety

"Vegetable Serenade"

"Vegetable Serenade" - Thom Fawn Pistol

I saunter through the farmer's market
Canvas tote in hand
The supple eggplants beckon,
Like love unrequited

Who do I spy, clutching a crown of broccoli?
A fair mistress of the Earth,
Sampling its tender gifts
Gently dropping them into a whimsical basket

To love, to sing,
To live this vegetable serenade

"YEAH OH YEAH!!!!"

"YEAH OH YEAH!!!!" - B. Blaze

Got a CAR
I'm a STAR
GO?
YEAH YEAH YEAH!

I got the GAS
I go real fast!
GO GO FAST!
OUT of my WAY!!!!!

Pick you UP
UP and UP
YEAH!
YEAH OH YEAH!!!!!

LET'S DO THIS!
YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Swimming Pool"

"Swimming Pool" - Leslie Anne Pidner

We got a swimming pool
I want Brian to come over
Mom won't let me have
A party, and anyways
Brian is going out with Susie
She has a stupid pool
So it's just me and the pool
Missing Brian

"Hummmmmmmmhmmmmmmmmmmuh"

"Hummmmmmmmhmmmmmmmmmmuh" - Hieronymous Apples

Huh
Mmm
MMuhhh
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Mm Hmmm
Huhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

"Dark Knight"

"Dark Knight" - Spider Shamus

Cowl's too biggedy
Batman slippedy
Buggedy don't crazy
Rumba-rumba-rumba
Engine idle diddly
Dark Knight slippery
Hoppity dog sippity
Wickey Wickety
Wickety

"LET'S DO THIS!!!!"

"LET'S DO THIS!!!!" - B. Blaze

Hey All
Got my CALL?
I'm a GO!
GO GO GO!!!

Take the heat
On your FEET!
Don't get SHOT
GET SUPER HOT!

LET'S DO THIS!!!!!!!
GO!!!!!!!

"A Midsummer's Daydream"

"A Midsummer's Daydream" - Thom Fawn Pistol

The chattering voices of The View
Drown my thoughts
I turn off the television and walk
Into the harsh sun of summer

Sitting with crackers
I dream of a better day
Democracy

"Oh Brian"

"Oh Brian" - Leslie Anne Pidner

Aaron, forgive me please
Your in Florida
And I am here
And so is Brian
Brian, Brian, Brian

"Gggggggggggg"

"Gggggggggggg" - Hieronymous Apples

Gh
Guh
GgGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
Guuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhh

"Coldplay"

"Coldplay" - Spider Shamus

Pirate hat squiggedy
Dum dum bubba cat
Pom pom bubbly
Coldplay wickety
Yumma gum gum sippity
Pip pip walk flan
Wickety

"In My Cloister"

"In My Cloister" - Thom Fawn Pistol

The television volume is turned down low
In My Cloister

The orange juice is watered down
In My Cloister

My dreams explode in rainbows
But these rainbows are never seen
While the scent of dancing fair maidens
Drifts in from outside, from the park

Games played, love made
But I must toil
In My Cloister

"Museum Of My Heart"

"Museum Of My Heart" - Leslie Anne Pidner

I watch from the sidewalk
Aaron on his skateboard
I am stuck with my mom
On errands

Take this heart Aaron
And put it in your museum
With your bandana
And your music
O Aaron
In Florida to soon and long

"McSweeney's"

"McSweeney's" - Spider Shamus

McSteamy's hubbedy
Long tall scrubbedy
Wick stick summery
Sweeney Todd Depp
Johnny Rug Duggedy
Milkedy pill chummery
Tickety Tickety
Shadow hands
Wickety

"YEAH!!!!"

"YEAH!!!!" - B. Blaze

Got the can
Thank you man
Go to BED!
Oh no, DEAD!!!!

Bang the CHAIR
Cut my HAIR
GO GO GO!
YEAH!!!!!

GO!!!!!!

"The Promise Of Love"

"The Promise Of Love" - Thom Fawn Pistol

Spring is abloom with ravishing delight
Flowers, petals of pink beauty
And yellow promise
And purple promise

Where is my fair lady?
Is she over there by the parking meter,
Locking her metal steed?

Whither? Quiver
In the spring breeze
And ride on with your groceries
I have seen love today

Away, but not forever.
We shall be
As One, perhaps later,
In June

"O Summer"

"O Summer" - Leslie Anne Pidner

Another year is lost
Aaron is going to Florida
That's what Sally said at lunch
I haven't signned his yearbook
He has signed mine
With a glance
O Summer
O Aaron

"Catalog Oreo"

"Catalog Oreo" - Spider Shamus

Catalog Doggedy
Page turn rickety
Cookie bookedy
Oreo oreo thickery
Milk spilt snickety
Wickety cookie snickety
Waterlog soggedy
Bubba Bubba
Wickety

"Fhhhhhhhhhhhhhsssssssssssh"

"Fhhhhhhhhhhhhhsssssssssssh" - Hieronymous Apples

Fhsh
Fh Fh Fh Fhfh fhfh
shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

"Miley Cyrus"

"Miley Cyrus" - Spider Shamus

Wubbedy bubbedy
Laundry bubbly
Chunk a wunk
Budda gunk
Miley Cyrus bo bo ruggedy
A tang of orange juice snickety
Subba Subba Subba Subba
Wickety

"Lost Golden Moment In Study Hall"

"Lost Golden Moment In Study Hall" - Leslie Anne Pidner

Aaron, my mews
In gym shorts
He's got study hall when I do
My blood is hot like toast
He looks at me
And asks for a pencil sharpener
But I don't have a sharpener
Crool crool fate

"Outlandish Thoughts On Our Political Times"

"Outlandish Thoughts On Our Political Times" - Thom Fawn Pistol

These Men in power
In their fancy gilded baskets
And blankets of hatred nestled
Why?
To Love?

Nay...
To hate...

"That's WHY"

"That's WHY!" - B. Blaze

I'm drunk
got a WIFE!
I Skin A Cat
I Got A Knife?

I'm Leaving
Going to LEAVE!
Out my way!
GO GO GO!

BECAUSE THAT'S WHY!!!!

GO!!!!!!