"McSweeney's"

"McSweeney's" - Spider Shamus

McSteamy's hubbedy
Long tall scrubbedy
Wick stick summery
Sweeney Todd Depp
Johnny Rug Duggedy
Milkedy pill chummery
Tickety Tickety
Shadow hands
Wickety

"YEAH!!!!"

"YEAH!!!!" - B. Blaze

Got the can
Thank you man
Go to BED!
Oh no, DEAD!!!!

Bang the CHAIR
Cut my HAIR
GO GO GO!
YEAH!!!!!

GO!!!!!!

"The Promise Of Love"

"The Promise Of Love" - Thom Fawn Pistol

Spring is abloom with ravishing delight
Flowers, petals of pink beauty
And yellow promise
And purple promise

Where is my fair lady?
Is she over there by the parking meter,
Locking her metal steed?

Whither? Quiver
In the spring breeze
And ride on with your groceries
I have seen love today

Away, but not forever.
We shall be
As One, perhaps later,
In June

"O Summer"

"O Summer" - Leslie Anne Pidner

Another year is lost
Aaron is going to Florida
That's what Sally said at lunch
I haven't signned his yearbook
He has signed mine
With a glance
O Summer
O Aaron

"Catalog Oreo"

"Catalog Oreo" - Spider Shamus

Catalog Doggedy
Page turn rickety
Cookie bookedy
Oreo oreo thickery
Milk spilt snickety
Wickety cookie snickety
Waterlog soggedy
Bubba Bubba
Wickety

"Fhhhhhhhhhhhhhsssssssssssh"

"Fhhhhhhhhhhhhhsssssssssssh" - Hieronymous Apples

Fhsh
Fh Fh Fh Fhfh fhfh
shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

"Miley Cyrus"

"Miley Cyrus" - Spider Shamus

Wubbedy bubbedy
Laundry bubbly
Chunk a wunk
Budda gunk
Miley Cyrus bo bo ruggedy
A tang of orange juice snickety
Subba Subba Subba Subba
Wickety

"Lost Golden Moment In Study Hall"

"Lost Golden Moment In Study Hall" - Leslie Anne Pidner

Aaron, my mews
In gym shorts
He's got study hall when I do
My blood is hot like toast
He looks at me
And asks for a pencil sharpener
But I don't have a sharpener
Crool crool fate

"Outlandish Thoughts On Our Political Times"

"Outlandish Thoughts On Our Political Times" - Thom Fawn Pistol

These Men in power
In their fancy gilded baskets
And blankets of hatred nestled
Why?
To Love?

Nay...
To hate...

"That's WHY"

"That's WHY!" - B. Blaze

I'm drunk
got a WIFE!
I Skin A Cat
I Got A Knife?

I'm Leaving
Going to LEAVE!
Out my way!
GO GO GO!

BECAUSE THAT'S WHY!!!!

GO!!!!!!